Saturday, January 31, 2009

Remember as you read this--- we live in NC

Once upon a time there was a little boy named Mason.
Mason was taking a spelling test at school.
The teacher’s assistant called out the word “warter”.
So Mason wrote “warter” on his spelling test.
When Mason got his spelling test back the word warter was counted wrong.
Mason disputed the word being spelled wrong.
Teacher to Mason- “there isn’t an extra *r* in water.
Mason to teacher – “she didn’t say water, she said “warter”.

Bwaaaaahhh haaaaaaaaaaa

I haven’t heard the results of his incorrect spelling, but can’t wait to find out!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

"A joyful heart is like the sunshine of God's love, the hope of eternal happiness."
~Mother Teresa~

Monday, January 26, 2009

You are looking at a WINNER!!
Mason won a wrestling match on Saturday
and guess what?
I missed it.
Man it makes me sick :(
I got there late after he had already won.
But I was there in time to see him lose two more :(
Bad mama, bad.

Here you see the psycho winner boy!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Somebody help this damsel in distress

I see you my beloved chocolate M&M's

Don't make me come up there....

ahhhh yes, someone felt pity on me and rescued the lonely M&M's.

by the way-

did you know that blue M&M's taste better if you

eat them through your nose??? Who would have ever

thunk it????

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I'm gonna wash that filth right out of your mouth

Somebody got soap in their mouth this week. I won't mention any names....

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Not so nice words

So what is it with boys and icky words like - butt, fart, poop, poopy head, butthole??? It seems like that is all that Mason and his friends want to talk about and of course they jolt out into hysterics when they say these words to each other. I stand back and roll my eyes, thinking well at least my angel (bwaaahaaaa) Ashy isn't a icky word user... or is she?? A couple of years ago she learned the phrase - SHUT UP. It drove me nuts and I am sure that it drove her teachers nuts and let's not forget the bus drivers. Her bus driver informed one day that Ashlyn told her to shut up all the way home one day... she didn't look too happy either. (ooops)

Well now she has learned a new word from the boys - botthole. Yes - botthole. The first time she said it I fell out into a fit of laughter, and it is funny because she says it with a big ol' Cheshire grin. Just the way she pronounces it makes me laugh. So imagine my chuckle when she came out the other day with - shut up botthole. Mike and I had to turn away and chuckle, before we could get it out that it isn't nice and those are ugly words. She didn't care- she just kept on grinning cause she's funny and she knows it :)

Monday, January 5, 2009